Okinawa-rama

For you Star Wars / Cops Fans.

So, guess what I did today? I really made it big. I was on AFN! Armed Forces Network, radio that is. Actually my hands and boobs have already been featured on AFN TV, in a commercial for the frame shop. (I wouldn't let them get a shot of my face...so they just focused on me putting a frame together.) This time though, I had a speaking part! It was an interview with our local shock jock, Sammy Fienmann, of "The Sammy Fienmann Experience". I was on talking about the ESL program for Central Texas College, for which I will begin teaching this coming Monday. I spoke for probably, oh...5 seconds, which felt like, oh...about 5 hours. My voice shook with fear the entire time. And a boyscout troop in the studio on a field trip got to witness the whole thing. Ah well, maybe I should go back to television!

Boobs, hands, voice! Who knows what's next for me and AFN!

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I'm at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center going through a Defensive Tactics course and we had to get sprayed by OC (or Pepper Spray) today. It sucked bad!

We had to place somebody under arrest after we got sprayed. I'm pretty good, because it usually takes me a good minute to feel anything. But after that minute, I can't open my eyes, tears start to pour, snot begins running out of my nose and my whole face burns. It gets really ugly. Here's some pics of what happens.

Here's a picture of me and Joe and our friend Kay from a week or two ago.